July 6, 2012

Friday night is Catnip Night!

 ok, so like it's friday, right, and mom and dad said it was to hot to cook dinner tonight, right, and so they went and got out a package from the big white box in the garage, right, and they were talkin' and dad asked mom if she wanted cheez on her burger... WHAT?!?!?!?  Did I hear that right?  CHEEZ and BURGER?  

That can only mean one thing, CHEEZBURGERS!!!!!!  OH, OH, YEAH!  That's what I'm talkin' about... cause you know for us grey cats it's all about the cheezburger...    YEAH, OH YEAH!  that's HIM !!!  He's the one that started this whole thing, cats & 
cheeseburgers turn into kittehs & cheezburgers, oh yeah and naow ai haz to talks wiv a funny aksent, like the lol kittehs do... can you understandz me wen ai taks dis way?  Heer, try sum ov dis nip n mabee you canz heerz me better.... Oh, ya, ai better haz some more ob it, it iz fresh nip from the bak yard.  

MMMMMMMMM............. K, thatz bettur... oh, hai Dexter, are you hungree? deyz makin cheezburgers awtside... hay, wait... youz look kinda funnee... aiz so hungree... you look so tastee.... om nom nom nom nom slurp drool nom...... 

(when Harry tried to take a bite of Dee in his perceived cheezy gudness, chaos ensued, Dee went for the high ground and Harry, shook his head as if to clear the cobwebs and wandered off, distracted by a bug in the hallway... just another night on the nip.)

1 comment:

  1. I love that look on your face on the "I can has cheezburger" photo - priceless.


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