January 18, 2013

The straight "dope" about Catnip

Sorry kitties, this ones for your humans...

Have you had that talk with your kitty about  (duh,duh,duh...) CATNIP ???   According to the completely accurate science and terrible side effects of the dreaded "herb", we might want to rethink introducing our precious kitties to something with such... such... well, just watch the video and see for yourselves...


Makes you think, huh?  Could it be that some of your kitties long term "behavior issues" could stem from repeated catnip flashbacks, or brain damage?  Is it worth sending them on a mind blowing trip, just to see them crash and burn, and maybe never recover ????  The facts are here. And they are terrifying.



So consider collecting up those nip filled mousies, kickers, balls, cigars, what have you , and keep your kitties safe from the unknown dangers of catnip...






Uh... well...uh... maybe not....  Anyone up for a Niptini??? There's a good kitty... nice kitty... oh look!  Here's a new mousie for you....





Uh, humans, please disregard this post and delete it, before it's too late....  AARRGGHHAAAAGG...

28 comments:

  1. Good thing I got to the computer before Rumblemum!! *hiding her eyes*

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  2. HAHAHA!!!!
    Love that....
    Glogirly had better keep Waffles Too away from the nip!
    ; ) Katie

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  3. I don't believe a word of this!!!

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  4. Oops, way too late here!!!!!!

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  5. FaRADaY: I canz quit ANY TIME I wants to. Just not today.

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  6. I think we kitties oughta destroy this post. MOL! I'm not a nip loving cat but Silvervine is the high of my choice.

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  7. Yous made me laughs so ard..my niptini came out my nose and when mes went to cklean it up, me sneezed and now my silvervine is spread all over the carpet!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  8. It's a good thing we dont act crazy with catnip, or Mom might start believing this.

    Spyro

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  9. Ha ha........cats be afraid be very afraid .......your catnip may be taken away. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. I never get very flipped out over nip anyway. In fact, M wonders if I even notice it's there.

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  11. We are NOT addicted - but Mum insists we sniff catnip!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  12. I am not addicted, I can stop sniffing anytime I choose!! ;)

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  13. Haaaaaaaaaa!!! At first we thought you were serious! Have a great day!

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  14. I don't really care for catnip. It has no effect on me, which really surprises my mum.

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  15. We are quite happy to report that all of our kitties are very responsible when it comes to nipping and partake in the habit in moderation! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang!

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  16. HAH! Just as our catnip plant is beginning to thrive!

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  17. My precious Harry, please do take care ...
    All my best purrs ... Rainbow

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    1. Past experience has taught me moderation my dear... well, there was that new kicker I got for Christmas....

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  18. We really enjoyed this. Maybe someone will come up with medical catnip like they did with marijuana! Until then we think we'll just take our chances since we know our pusher only grows top grade, organic nip. Please visit us at www.thecatonmyhead.com and check out the post "Nip Heads." Purrs and Hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  19. Human propaganda! Let me have my nip!
    Purrs

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  20. Humans, do not pay attention to this alarmist propaganda!!

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  21. I guess the only real dope is anyone who actually believes this! LOL!

    I'm sure nip is great for anxiety ridden felines, and is purely recreational for others.

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  22. I will never, ever give up my catnip. Never!

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  23. The consequences may even be worse if we DON'T get our nip!

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  24. I'm with Daisy! Not giving up my catnip! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

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Mrrrrrrrowwwww, kitty likes to know what you're thinking!

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