Have you had that talk with your kitty about (duh,duh,duh...) CATNIP ??? According to the completely accurate science and terrible side effects of the dreaded "herb", we might want to rethink introducing our precious kitties to something with such... such... well, just watch the video and see for yourselves...
Makes you think, huh? Could it be that some of your kitties long term "behavior issues" could stem from repeated catnip flashbacks, or brain damage? Is it worth sending them on a mind blowing trip, just to see them crash and burn, and maybe never recover ???? The facts are here. And they are terrifying.
So consider collecting up those nip filled mousies, kickers, balls, cigars, what have you , and keep your kitties safe from the unknown dangers of catnip...
Uh... well...uh... maybe not.... Anyone up for a Niptini??? There's a good kitty... nice kitty... oh look! Here's a new mousie for you....
Uh, humans, please disregard this post and delete it, before it's too late.... AARRGGHHAAAAGG...
MOL!!!! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteGood thing I got to the computer before Rumblemum!! *hiding her eyes*
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove that....
Glogirly had better keep Waffles Too away from the nip!
; ) Katie
Based on his behavior, it may be too late.
DeleteI don't believe a word of this!!!
ReplyDeleteWe think we're addicts.
ReplyDeleteOops, way too late here!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFaRADaY: I canz quit ANY TIME I wants to. Just not today.
ReplyDeleteI think we kitties oughta destroy this post. MOL! I'm not a nip loving cat but Silvervine is the high of my choice.
ReplyDeleteYous made me laughs so ard..my niptini came out my nose and when mes went to cklean it up, me sneezed and now my silvervine is spread all over the carpet!
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Nellie
It's a good thing we dont act crazy with catnip, or Mom might start believing this.
ReplyDeleteSpyro
Ha ha........cats be afraid be very afraid .......your catnip may be taken away. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I never get very flipped out over nip anyway. In fact, M wonders if I even notice it's there.
ReplyDeleteWe are NOT addicted - but Mum insists we sniff catnip!!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
I am not addicted, I can stop sniffing anytime I choose!! ;)
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaaa!!! At first we thought you were serious! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteI don't really care for catnip. It has no effect on me, which really surprises my mum.
ReplyDeleteWe are quite happy to report that all of our kitties are very responsible when it comes to nipping and partake in the habit in moderation! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang!
ReplyDeleteHAH! Just as our catnip plant is beginning to thrive!
ReplyDeleteMy precious Harry, please do take care ...
ReplyDeleteAll my best purrs ... Rainbow
Past experience has taught me moderation my dear... well, there was that new kicker I got for Christmas....
DeleteWe really enjoyed this. Maybe someone will come up with medical catnip like they did with marijuana! Until then we think we'll just take our chances since we know our pusher only grows top grade, organic nip. Please visit us at www.thecatonmyhead.com and check out the post "Nip Heads." Purrs and Hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeleteHuman propaganda! Let me have my nip!
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Humans, do not pay attention to this alarmist propaganda!!
ReplyDeleteI guess the only real dope is anyone who actually believes this! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure nip is great for anxiety ridden felines, and is purely recreational for others.
I will never, ever give up my catnip. Never!
ReplyDeleteThe consequences may even be worse if we DON'T get our nip!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Daisy! Not giving up my catnip! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
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