I want you to know two things:
1. I was NOT on the counter during this incident. I was NOT on the counter, I wouldn't EVER get on the counter, I just would NEVER do that. (Tipp: yeah, right, all who believe him, stand on your head...)
2. No meat was actually nommed during this incident.
I did NOT... have CARNAL relations... with that pork roast...
(But you know I wanted to... heh,heh,heh )